29 October 2007

Enjoy having your salad tossed?


Yes, now there is a place you can go to have your salad tossed in public...

I think I want a part-time job there... just so when people ask me what I do for a living I can say, "I'm a professional salad tosser."

... so I can answer the phones, "how may I toss your salad today?"
... so I can say, "welcome, may I toss your salad?"
... "I know your type... you like having your salad tossed."

and there's... "Welcome back! Would you like your salad tossed the same as usual, or would you like to be a bit more adventurous and try a different way?"

At a place like this, do you charge extra for the 'happy ending?' or just fifty-cents for 'extra sauce?'

Yep, I could go on and on... but no, I would rather read your bad puns...
GO for Teh Punny!!!
Come on people, let's hear it...

ps. if you get the joke, you get it... if you don't, don't ask, just let it go... or go to: urban dictionary and find out for yourself if you must (don't say I didn't warn you).

3 comments:

Ernest said...

How would you like to be of the say 4% of the population that does not know what that means and end up working there?

Ernest said...

or, eating there.

Mum2Angus said...

How about a great slogan along the lines of:

"The best tossed salad you'll ever have, no ifs, ands, or butts about it"

or

"You're days of worrying about 'taint'ed salads are over"