13 March 2007

Duck Snot Armor

And, lo she did issue forth the battle cry of her people, "DUCK SNOT!" Charging into battle with her head held high, a brief case full of paperwork, a heart full of trepidation, and a flouncy little polka-dot skirt (because confidence is half the battle), our hero pushes forth on her quest for freedom.

She sat and smiled, while seething internally, and imagining scenes of carnage in her wake. The vision of throwing him out the window and into the slough burned into her conscious. While all the time, appearing confident, calm, collected. This is how she will fight the war. Each battle, biding her time, not taking the bait... waiting for the perfect time to pounce (and no, not in a good way).

But wait! The girl did not realize she had such powerful allies! A hidden minion to assist in the battle, to help her win the war. A wizard so strong, even the opposition had no choice but to listen to the words of her incantation and believe..."the law is very clear, my son... follow it into the truth, and you will see the errors in your thinking. Let the law show you power and logic."

And thus the battle was waged, and yes, my friends, your trusty heroine will forever remain victorious.

Oh! And I got some really cute new shoes today too.

8 comments:

CamiKaos said...

that sounds like a very irritating and liberating meeting...

and do tell about the shoes!!!

Giddy. said...

they rock. maybe I'll post a picture tomorrow...

CamiKaos said...

yes a shoe picture... it will be like shoe porn... all the ladies will come callin...

Giddy. said...

mmmm shoe porn...

Mum2Angus said...

There's nothing like kicking a fuckwad in the nads AND getting a great pair of shoes on the same day. It's like having multiple orgasms with a really hot guy and not having to make him breakfast the next day.

Bubblewench said...

I want shoe porn. Sounds like the heroine did very well today.

CSB said...

"It's like having multiple orgasms with a really hot guy and not having to make him breakfast the next day."

How about if you get all that and HE makes YOU breakfast the next day?

CamiKaos said...

still waiting for shoe pics.