I was listening to my mp3 thingy while making dinner, when The Short Bus walked into the room...
"Mommy, are you a doctor?"
"Sure - I'm a lot of things."
a couple of minutes later....
"Hey doctor!! I need your help!"
"Uh-oh. What's wrong?"
"I lost my heart!"
"I'm sorry honey. I know exactly how you feel. I'm sure a hug would make it feel better."
*big sigh from The Short Bus*
(*big sigh from mommy*... yeah...)