Memories to Keep & Lessons Learned:

• Geisha dresses & Bukake jokes (its not an invitation, just a comment).


• Laughing so hard I cried (and death by corset, beer, & Nanning is NOT the way to go).


• No matter what it looks like, that wall is NOT solid.


• A great Waltz (apparently ballroom dancing Bruno style IS a full-contact sport).


• Sometimes a compliment is just a compliment (and when it is, its really nice).


• "my god its full of stars..." is even funnier as a text msg. at 2:48 am; add naked and freezing to that, and you've found The Funny.


• Missing the cymbal and kicking the counter.... yeah, it hurts.... much more than I let on.


• I'm not the only one who needs a Math Helmet, but I AM the only one who has one.


• Mimostleys are the best breakfast food ever, and everyone makes them slightly differently.


• One can learn great lessons about oneself from having "the pox."


• Seeing amazing photos in a 'special sneak preview' is awesome! Hooray for being a part of the "inner circle."


• Hearing Glen's name more times than when he was actually HERE makes me snicker.


• Not only is being introduced by the wrong name slightly awkward, but it hurts a little too.


• $80 can be a bigger insult than being accidentally introduced by the wrong name.


• A great conversation with someone I hardly know, but have always had some kind of odd connection with... I swear we've been great friends forever, we just never knew it.


• Sex sells... even when it's on Garlic Bread.


• Incest jokes really ARE funny.


• I love being considered 'special' even if it IS in a short bus/helmet kind of way.

Next weekend.... we disco.